Here is a new song, that i would like to share.

hey guys, here is a new joke

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. 
The student: I walk.......... You walk ......... 
The teacher intruptes him: do it quicker please. 
The student: I run. You run ... 

Here is a joke.


Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" 
Peter: "First day?! Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? 

This is a good song, enjoy it! :-)

Welcome to my new blog, here is a joke to begin with

A man talks to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute...."